A story in which I play the role of humiliated mother pushing a cart of toddlers…

The week before Easter I took the boys into the 99 cent store and we saw a woman browsing the aisles that had a rather large derriere (pronounced dairy air.)  Anywho, when we were about five feet from this woman Caden points and shouts, “Mommy look!  That lady has a really big hiney!”

And just in case the award for the worst mom in the world is still available…

Apparently I suffer from a small case of road rage.  I don’t cuss or flip people off but I do say things like, “Stupid lady!” or “What an idiot!” and now… so does Caden… to people at church… twice.