That’s what I thought when I got out of the shower this morning. Because I have either been pregnant or breastfeeding for the last 3ish years, things have always been perky and where they have always been. Not so much anymore. It’s like they have deflated or something. Remember that song,”Do your ears hang low?” You know, it went, “Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do you ears hang low?” But all the boys in elementary school would change the word “ears” to “boobs.” My answer would be, yes. A very pitiful and pathetic, yes.